February 2012
I'm sorry for all the times I've let you down.
In class: oh yeah i totally get this
homework: lol what the fuck
test: lol what the fuck
report card: lol fuck
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: kinky stuff
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
Boys With Respect
It’s cute when a guy respects his family and friends. Acting really nice, caring, and loving to them. I like it when a boy actually has a good heart for once instead of seeing all of these other boys being rude/disrespectful, starting shit, cussing, and getting mad for no reason at the ones they should love. Keep in mind that girls like sweet guys, not violent guys.
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes. Me: Sometimes when it’s cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i’m a dragon.
The ones who mean the most to me.
gladicecheung:
They tend to always be taken away from me. Either someone better comes along and catches their attention instead or they just leave without a reasoning.
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
The less friends, the less bullshit.
